Post by Rudy on Nov 30, 2004 22:02:41 GMT -5
Bra shopping.....
A man walked into the ladies department of Macy's, one of the
largest department store chains.
He shyly walks up to the woman behind the counter and says, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man, "There is more than one type?"
"Look Around," said the saleslady, as she showed him a sea of bras in every shape, size ,color and material.
"Actually, said the salesclerk, "even with all of this variety--there are really only 3 types of bras."
Confused, the man asked what were the three types.
The saleslady replied: "The Catholic, the Salvation Army and the Baptist types. Which one do you need?"
More confused now, the man asked "What is the difference between them?"
The saleslady responded: "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills."
A man walked into the ladies department of Macy's, one of the
largest department store chains.
He shyly walks up to the woman behind the counter and says, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man, "There is more than one type?"
"Look Around," said the saleslady, as she showed him a sea of bras in every shape, size ,color and material.
"Actually, said the salesclerk, "even with all of this variety--there are really only 3 types of bras."
Confused, the man asked what were the three types.
The saleslady replied: "The Catholic, the Salvation Army and the Baptist types. Which one do you need?"
More confused now, the man asked "What is the difference between them?"
The saleslady responded: "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills."
