Post by Rudy on Nov 12, 2004 20:45:26 GMT -5
Ahh folks, thanks for letting me know you appreciate my stories.
I am given to understand that even Jeff likes them.
You've inspired me to new heights.
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WHO SAID MEN ARE NOT SENSITIVE?
A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect,
they end up leaving together.
They go to his place, and as he shows her around the apartment,
she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet
cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all
the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a
little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along
the wall.
The woman is surprised that this guy would have such a large
collection of teddy bears, but she decides not to mention this
to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each
others clothes off and make hot steamy love.
After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are
lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and
asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?"
The guy says
"Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."
I am given to understand that even Jeff likes them.
You've inspired me to new heights.
____________________
WHO SAID MEN ARE NOT SENSITIVE?
A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect,
they end up leaving together.
They go to his place, and as he shows her around the apartment,
she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet
cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all
the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a
little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along
the wall.
The woman is surprised that this guy would have such a large
collection of teddy bears, but she decides not to mention this
to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each
others clothes off and make hot steamy love.
After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are
lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and
asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?"
The guy says
"Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."
