From a strictly mathematical viewpoint

[RandyNorthridgeCa]

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%



and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the BullshiT and Ass kissing that will put you over the top

[Apolonio]

Interesting thread Randy

It appears asskissing is the winner in the short term but in the end good moral teachings is what counts.

For instance! Applying the same numeral formula to several of the Character pillar of good old fashion beliefs surpasses the 118% on Ass Kissing, I'll list them below.

Honesty = 106
Loyalty = 110
Integrity = 127
Trustworthy = 207

Character Counts in the long run which equals to 167 if one was to apply the numeral formula

Meaning of today's lesson is to "STAY the COURSE" and support those with good old fashion moral teaching.
Not those that ass kiss and BullshiT.

HH, Paul (Ca)

[OT]

Hi Paul,

I think that Randy posted this in fun, but since you have taken it one step beyond;

George Bush = 95 % effort
John Kerry =128 % effort

:-/T

[RandyNorthridgeCa]

Good one Paul!

Got to hand it to you OT. You're the first one that made me feel like I did something to help John Kerry. I knew this might come back and bite me on the A$$ .

[Apolonio]

Hello Randy,

Stopped by one of your McDonalds with my sister several weeks ago, Even she said this one site is the best McDonalds in California. The lay-out of this McDonalds is by far the best, McDonalds should stay with this style on all future sites.

How's the one doing over by the airport?

OT, You got us there! John Kerry pulls ahead by a few points on this thread

HH, Paul (Ca)

[gerber]

Dear Friends,

I find it interesting that when using this numeric scale that POLITICS is equivalent in value to BULL$HIT. Coincidence? I don't think so! In fact, I'm not surprised at all

HH,

Dan

[RandyNorthridgeCa]

So True. Good one Dan!

Hi Paul,

Thanks for the compliment. I just wish the city would let me add an extra driveway so the cars could exit better.
The other stores are doing well.