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A Joke
Oct 12, 2004 21:57:27 GMT -5
Post by Rudy on Oct 12, 2004 21:57:27 GMT -5
My apologies in advance to any reader of this forum, that consider themselves rednecks.
A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a "redneck" joke?"
The guy next to him replies, "Before you tell that joke you should know something..."
"I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs. and a redneck. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", 225 lbs. and a redneck. The fella next to him is 6'5", 250 lbs. and a redneck. Do you still want to tell that joke?"
The first guy says: "Nah. I don't want to have to explain it three times."
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A Joke
Oct 14, 2004 15:45:51 GMT -5
Post by azgoldhnter on Oct 14, 2004 15:45:51 GMT -5
Cool Joke......
I heard it was a blind guy in a lesbian bar and was talking about blondes
HH
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TONKA
FOAP (Father of All Posters)
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A Joke
Oct 14, 2004 17:45:11 GMT -5
Post by TONKA on Oct 14, 2004 17:45:11 GMT -5
Oh man Rudy! That was great! Of course with all the detecting we've been doing, my neck is getting a little red....
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A Joke
Oct 14, 2004 21:28:57 GMT -5
Post by Rudy on Oct 14, 2004 21:28:57 GMT -5
Hey Tonka, you 've been busy lately. Know any gopher jokes?
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AlamedaGayle
GOAP (Grandfather of All Posters)
Whites P.I. , DFX, & Spectrum
Posts: 1,379
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A Joke
Oct 15, 2004 21:04:36 GMT -5
Post by AlamedaGayle on Oct 15, 2004 21:04:36 GMT -5
Hi Rudy, not quite a gopher joke but here goes.
What's the difference between a hamster and a guinea pig?
A hamster has more dark meat. ha ha, gotcha. AG
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A Joke
Oct 15, 2004 21:38:20 GMT -5
Post by Rudy on Oct 15, 2004 21:38:20 GMT -5
Hi Gayle, Where have you been hiding lately? I was Tonka about her latest find, with that gopher joke. But, how did you come to find out such information about hamsters and guinea pigs? Hmm, just don't tell me they taste like chicken.
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