jim
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Post by jim on Jan 28, 2003 8:39:56 GMT -5
They keep track of every aspect of a football game but there's one they miss that probably has an effect on the green house theory. Considering all those huge cow like bodies, & all the food they consume to maintain size & strength, with ring finger's as large as Refrigerator Perrys 24 throughwhich a fifty cent piece will pass without touching.
I bet if you were to keep track of all the gas they pass during a game it would supply all the taxi cab's in Cal. with fuel for a week.
See what happens when you get up early & have no one to talk to, realizing of corse the difficulty in challenging such a brilliant mind is more than most would like to tackle anyway.
As my wife would say, "Call the OG'PU to come get the ogre.
HEHAWHEHAW Hearty HawHaw .........j
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OT
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Post by OT on Jan 28, 2003 14:56:46 GMT -5
Jim you make me LAUGH out loud and,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Hehehehehefartheheheh it wasn't me it was the dawg! OT
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Post by RALPH on Jan 28, 2003 18:30:07 GMT -5
Jim you make me LAUGH out loud and,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Hehehehehefartheheheh it wasn't me it was the dawg! OT GERRRRrrrrrrrr! Now hold on there OT!!!!!!! Occasionally I'll have a case of the vapors, but fart? ...NEVER! (it ain't ladylike ) Dawg~
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RALPH
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Post by RALPH on Jan 28, 2003 18:38:34 GMT -5
Jimmy....
given your appetite for the scatological, I would say your just the man to monitor these noxious vapors.
You certainly have the proboscis for it.
I'll get a letter off to NFL Commissioner, Tagliabue, I'm sure he'll want a demonstration.
;D ;D ;D ;D
R~
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jim
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Post by jim on Jan 29, 2003 8:01:21 GMT -5
Isn't it strange, the older one get's the more acceptable his personal fragrance become's, almost sexual in nature. Why upon entering the test lab the other day after my departure the wife proclaimed, "O MY GOD", made me feel rather important don't ya know.
Later Gater...........j
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OT
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Post by OT on Jan 29, 2003 11:02:43 GMT -5
Hi Jim, My wife doesn't call out, "Oh my God," she yells out, "Can't you spray and open the WINDOW!" OT
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