Post by Rudy on Nov 20, 2004 20:06:34 GMT -5
A middle aged woman goes for surgery and while she is on the
table she has a cardiac arrest and then has a near death
experience.
During her near death experience, she sees God and
asks him if this is it. Is she going to die?
God replies no that she has at least 30 or 40 years left to live.
So she decides that while she is in the hospital, since she will
be alive for so much longer, that she might as well have a
face lift as well as a tummy tuck and a liposuction, and her
hair dyed.
After all this is done, she leaves the hospital and goes out
on the street, and promptly gets hit by an ambulance and dies.
When she sees God again, she asks what happened. After all,
she still had 30 or 40 years left to live, and God replies,
"I'm sorry, to tell you the truth, I didn't recognize you".
table she has a cardiac arrest and then has a near death
experience.
During her near death experience, she sees God and
asks him if this is it. Is she going to die?
God replies no that she has at least 30 or 40 years left to live.
So she decides that while she is in the hospital, since she will
be alive for so much longer, that she might as well have a
face lift as well as a tummy tuck and a liposuction, and her
hair dyed.
After all this is done, she leaves the hospital and goes out
on the street, and promptly gets hit by an ambulance and dies.
When she sees God again, she asks what happened. After all,
she still had 30 or 40 years left to live, and God replies,
"I'm sorry, to tell you the truth, I didn't recognize you".
